Goodbye, Boredom!

juliawiinchester:

My sister had the cutest wedding

'Coming out'
Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
Son: I do.

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

smashbrotherhood:

Warning: New Challenger Approaching.

But Charizard is a veteran…
Great gifset, anyway.

angel-ology:

you guys, this just happened in the parking garage at my university…