Goodbye, Boredom!

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

navytillidie:

I cried.

navytillidie:

I cried.

shego:

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

the nerve of you lookin this good

onlylolgifs:

Dog knows difference between bath and walk.

Natalie Dormer in The Counselor (Part 1/4)

Mindy Lahiri + falling

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)